Need some last-minute gift ideas? Or possibly just a giggle at the expense of the poor?

Well, the Onion A.V. Club is here to help! And if you need any more encouragement than knowing that it comes to you from the minds behind The Onion, I submit the following quote:

Either way, it’s kind of a disappointing mess, as games centered on catching fish vomit so often are.

XOXO