A Short Play about Working for a University in Summer.

Elena: My entire floor was empty today except for two young eastern-European girls who didn't speak English, cruising around the halls on roller chairs.

Elena: Apparently now I work in an Ionesco play.

Caitlin: There are worse places.

Elena: At least I get a rhinoceros.

Caitlin: Make sure you use it only for good. With great power comes great rhinocerosponsibility.

Elena: That. Was. Awesome.

Caitlin: I am completely cracking myself up over here.

Elena: You earned it, lady. You earned it.